#widow’s just like #he has a fricking point rogers #we can see everything #and thor’s like #maybe if i stand really still #they won’t realise that my pants #are skintight leather
(Source: cents-of-humor)
(Source: daily-disney)
- Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
- Parents: Ok, cool.
- Me: Your luggage is outside